Need a little help from my friends

Well, friends, here's a true test of friendship. Do you have any funny stories featuring a cake? Anything that has happened that you recall or heard about? It has to involve a cake or cakes.

I'm working on a book called: My Church is Making me Fat! (with recipes) and I've stalled. I mean, what can you write that is funny about eggs? Churches serve platters and platters of stuffed eggs. I did find something I'm working on about potatoes, believe it or not.

Please let me know. And if you have fave recipes, dump them on me. I may just do a page or two of recipes alone!